stop communicating with my friends, with anyone, anxiety and exhaustion caused by even the thought of talking to anyone about anything, or doing anything, is usually unbearable. * i stop communicating and coming out of my room for anything else than toilet, and shopping. Them: you lazy incompetent fuckup, you're fired! i'm totally exhausted in all ways possible, stressed literally permanently, dreading every day, every new ticket, every meeting every contact with everyone, not able to give a shit about what i do anymore, thinking about suicide* *3 to 6 months still on the same, or the next, php enterprise bullshit app. Them: yeah, but it's just gonna be a short thing, don't worry. what did we talk about during my interview? Them: great! oh btw, there's this enterprise intranet app in php that needs some additions, can you please do them? Them: don't worry, we have people for thaz, but we have nobody for c# and unity, with some art skills feel as well as you do. Me: cool! exactly what i was looking for, as i said a few times, i can't do php anymore, it literally causes me literal deppression. Them: yeah, this is a gamedev position, c#, unity, prototyping, maybe some hololens r&d Did apple force this on us too?ġ0 years of repeating cycles of the following: The company forces us to use a custom built CI/CD solution that regularly runs out of memory, reports false negatives and has no specific mobile features built in. Having half the app in react-native and half in native (split between objective-c and swift) is making nobodies life easier. Stability of the app is definitely on you and the team. Well we haven’t touched them in like a year.
Your “great emphasis on unit testing” has gotten us 21% coverage on iOS and an Android team recently said to us “yeah looks like the tests won’t compile. Again, your teams don’t know the basic fundamentals of the language or programming in general really. Last week a guy held a session about all the memory leaks he found in these custom libraries/controls. There’s nothing in these that can’t be done with the native ones. We have a custom everything (navigation stack handler, table view like control etc).
Bit rich to say the goalposts are moving when you have your back to them. You frequently discuss the fact that you don’t like following any of apples standards or app development guidelines. So I’ll vent here to myself as a form of therapy instead. It took me a few minutes to calm myself down and not reply. “Constantly moving goalposts from version to version of Xcode” Senior development manager in my org posted a rant in slack about how all our issues with app development are from Me: no prob, 4 year computer science course put to great use. Mam: oh will you **** off you sarcastic little ****. Me: how you managed to click the add contacts button, and when brought to the add contacts screen, you assume the app is broken. you clicked the "add to contacts" button on the screen in front of you. If I was to hazard a guess, now stay with me on this one as it's a bit complex. Me: *looks at opened message from unknown number* I tapped the very easy to see, large cancel button in the top right hand corner. Mam: omg there's my messages, how did you do that? Me: *taps cancel button with shocked face* Mam: that's a problem, whenever I open it I only see that page.
Me: ok, that is definitely not what "whatsapp is gone off my phone means".Īpp seems ok, your trying to add a contact? Mam: no, I no that I can't see my messages.
Me: *unlocks phone and sees whatsapp*, it's right here.